humor
The Curse
by Justin on Jan.31, 2010, under humor
Jon Hamm is a serious and dignified man. That is why I love this:
We live in a cruel world.
by Justin on Jan.13, 2010, under humor
“My name is Conan O’Brien and I may soon be available for children’s parties.”
- Conan O’Brien
Highlights from “Random Thoughts from 20-30 year olds”
by Justin on Dec.27, 2009, under daily life, humor
Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart.”
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Bad decisions make good stories.
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
Christ Turns Down Deal To Coach Notre Dame
by Justin on Dec.07, 2009, under humor, sports
My friend sent me a link to this story, via The Onion:
SOUTH BEND, IN—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, Savior of All Mankind, and current defensive coordinator at Middle Tennessee State, said Monday that He would not accept Notre Dame’s 3-year, $5.6 million offer to coach the Fighting Irish. “I love Notre Dame and respect their football legacy, but no matter what you’ve accomplished before coaching there, once you’re a Golden Domer, the expectations, frankly, are unrealistic,” said Christ, whose family has been involved with the university since its founding. “I’ve had people turn on Me before, and it really put Me through hell. But even more importantly, I’ve made a commitment to stay with the Blue Raiders through 2015.” Christ denied asking Notre Dame to remove His likeness from the building overlooking their stadium, saying He liked a good joke as much as anybody.
Happy Thanksgiving
by Justin on Nov.25, 2009, under history, humor
It is important to remember our heritage!
The Avett Brothers - Slight Figure Of Speech
by Justin on Nov.23, 2009, under humor, music
Reacting to the U of M fight song
by Justin on Oct.01, 2009, under humor, sports
I know how this child feels.
Go Green!
Protect Insurance Companies
by Justin on Sep.28, 2009, under economics, humor
This fake PSA is funny…because there’s a lot of truth in the joke.
Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog (is awesome)
by Justin on Sep.06, 2009, under humor
